Congratulations to Afro for a successful End-of-Summer BBQ yesterday. Well, successful if the 80,000 bees swarming the event counted toward their attendance.
Shingles to report for the chronically online girlies: get ready for SNL on November 2! John Mulaney AND Chappell Roan will wrap up some of the most iconic lineups.
Shingles also would like to report that the ceiling of The Underground’s office is still just the bottom of the kitchen floor in some spots. Rest in peace to the biggest selling point for incoming freshmen.
The Underground’s position remains that the Dining Hall hates us. Within one month of the new semester they’ve supplied continuous bubble guts, they took AWAY THE ICE CREAM MACHINE and replaced it with a Ben and Jerry’s refrigerator…full of cheap novelty ice cream. Where is my $17 a meal going?
Phi Sigma Sigma’s recruitment last week ended up being more reminiscent of a COVID superspreader rather than a member intake event, with multiple confirmed cases and only one new member.
It seems as if the Office of the President is feeding The Underground content these days, with emails breaking crazy news about every 25 minutes. But guys, please don’t worry, we have plenty of content to work with. You don’t need to keep changing up the administrative roster on us.
While The Underground can definitely appreciate having enough food to go around, we feel that C-Block outdid themselves with six pizzas and, like a million wings. Honestly with Canisius’s engagement rate, that would have fed everyone who has ever been to an athletic event…ever.
Please take note of the changes we have made to our font and bullet choices. This edition has a special shout out for our Managing Editor, Jon Dusza, who advocated fitting more fingers in The Underground.