The day is finally here, folks. SELD Director Jason Francey is back on campus after a weeks long out-of-office stint that club leaders everywhere were rudely reminded of via automated reply every time they tried to reach him. Sources say that he spent his break finding even uglier ways to format Today@Canisius.
This just in: Francey is back on leave due to it being just a little overcast outside today.
The Underground was just as excited as the rest of campus when the temperature was above freezing for the first time in months, but we do not want to be associated with the students caught skinny dipping in the fountain outside of Village. It’s not that warm.
Shingles, the reformed biohazard, here to report that the left elevator in Churchill Tower was open to an interview this afternoon. In the interview, “Lefty” revealed that they have had to do the work of “Righty” and have not received any pay increase since being installed. Both elevators are working at the moment, so there is no excuse to not go to your grade consultation.
Chappell Roan has been advertising herself as someone who “gets the job done.” Shingles wants to know if, rather than house calls, she does dorm calls?
Canisius has prided itself on its D1 status for athletics, but we’re still not entirely sure the basketball team knows this.
Campus has been rather quiet recently, it seems they’re finally letting The Griffin sleep before doing anything newsworthy.
The Underground would like to report on all of the hard work folks put into the Griff-Flix events. Personally I have never had so many desserts so consistently in all my time at Canisius. Keep it up!
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