Breaking News: Sports Editor Colin Richey read this column for the first time ever last week. That is all.
The Underground would like to give a huge shout-out to Student Life for feeding our staff at weekly Griff Flix events. Thank you Mother Francey and staff for feeding us overworked and exhausted newspaper staff members. We are forever grateful.
Shingles here, and would like to thank and shout out Canisius’s “Martin Luther.” Despite the Letter to the Trustees getting taken down, “Martin Luther” keeps reposting the AAUP’s version of “95 Theses.”
Shingles would like to compel Student Life to start rejecting poster designs. A poster should clearly show what club is holding the event. Also, I would love to know what club is sheepishly giving out cupcakes.
Love is bubbling in the Griffin office in regards to the market (purposefully lowercase, by the way, it doesn’t deserve that) we all hold dear to our hearts. Well, those of us that don't have dietary restrictions. We have some members who do have restrictions, now that I think of it they have been looking rather…skinny.
Canisius has finally realized that their students don’t know how to read, so they’re tossing away their library books. Rumor has it they’re replacing them with Cocomelon videos.
There is an official shortage of the free NFTA-Metro passes Canisius provides, proving what we all knew to be true: The only reason the GAs stay is because they physically cannot leave.
As our lovely Features Editor will not let us forget, student teaching season has begun, so say a little prayer for all of those teaching in our local elementary schools. And, maybe we should begin thinking about private schools for our future children because we have seen her pre-edited articles and she is most definitely not qualified.
Managing Editor Jon Dusza has now turned to sending fingers to The Underground via email via Foreign Correspondent Lucas Watson via London. This just in: The Underground has received fingers from across the pond.
Canisius Student Leaders rejoice! Jason Francey’s email response time has increased phenomenally this week with his “out of office” emails. Honestly, at this point, I am getting more assistance from him this week than I have ever before–letting me know just to bother someone else in SELD than him.
The dietary restrictions comment has me cackling. As a person who cannot eat gluten or dairy, I feel personally slighted by the market.