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Editor's Pick 2/28

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Who on The Griffin staff would you trust the most to emergency land a plane?


Kaitlin: Chloe. Miss Chloe Cohen-Breen. Can I give her a co-pilot? 

Courtney: Yes. 

Kaitlin: Sydney. 


Hannah: Not Kaitlin. 

Kaitlin: I’d be an excellent pilot!


Sara: Jon. 

Kaitlin: He’s an alpha male. 

Sara: No, maybe you [Courtney]. I think you’d look over the instructions or something if there are instructions for that. Both of you [Courtney and Jon]. Pilot and co-pilot. Someone should say hot cop. 


Maddy: Colin. Colin Richey. No question. That man has been to Disney World so many times. 


Hannah: You know honestly, I didn’t wanna say Chloe because other people said Chloe so I was gonna say Maddy, but after watching her walk around the office with that Toad voice I am going to my original answer of Chloe. But Maddy can be her co-pilot. 

Maddy: I am very directionally challenged. Wait, not challenged, talented. 


Sophie: Maybe Jon? I don’t know. 


Lucas: Jon. 


Jon: Are people saying me? Because I think I am an underrated answer. Jot me down for me…I’ll say me and Colin, but out of everyone on the staff I would have the best chance of survival. 


Peter: I feel like I should vote for myself because I played flight simulator twice. 

Jon: I played flight simulator like ten times. 

Peter: Okay, then Jon. 


Ashley: Does no one think I can do it? 


Sydney: My gut is Ashley. I also feel like Sophie could do it. 

Sophie: I don’t think so. 

Sydney: I think something would come over you and you would be like I can fly  

this plane.


Colin: Me and Jon. I don’t think I’d be able to do it. But I think we would be the best combination out of us. 


Courtney: Probably Colin, even though I judged Colin for picking himself. 

Ashley: Who? Who would? Who? Don’t write all this down. Who would I…? Who would I? Whose? Whose? Who would I put my life- ? Unfortunately, Lucas. I can see it. 


Chloe: Honestly Jon. I feel like he has random knowledge. He looks like a pilot. 

Ashley: Jon wouldn't even fit in the cockpit. He would hit his head trying to crawl through and then he would pass out and be of no help to us.


Liz: Part of me wants to say me and I’m gonna do it. ME. I could do it, I’ve done flight simulator enough. I sleep on the plane with my shoes ON, I’m always ready. 


Ava: My instinct is Jon. When I think about it for more than two seconds though, it’s Colin. 


Mikayla: After about an hour of deliberation. I'm gonna have to go with Kaitlin. Girl power and she was president of her sorority that is a lot of pressure. 

Ashley: It’s that damn bob. 

 
 
 

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